EP.25 Barbecue Party
Slap.
With a smack to the back of his head, the crocodile guy grunts, “Ugh?”
“AAAAAAHHH!!!!”
He reaches backwards with his hand to swing at me refreshingly, but of course,
By then, I’ve already teleported away to a safe distance.
“YOU!!! Stop running away like a mosquito!!!!! Fight like a man!!!!!!”
“Hey, you think it’s fair to fight hand-to-hand with someone your size? Wouldn’t it be even less manly?”
“GRRRRRRRR!!!!”
Hmm, he’s not going to listen anyway.
What did I do to make him so antagonistic?
Aren’t villains supposed to have a sort of unspoken camaraderie, uniting against a common enemy—the hero—even if we’ve never met?
I would have liked to team up like that, to join forces for a common cause. So why is he charging at me so mindlessly?
Truth be told, I would have backstabbed him the moment he let his guard down. So if he realized that, maybe he’s not so mindless after all?
Seeing him charge at me again like a bull, however, I’ve decided he’s definitely just mindless. Seriously, does he lack the ability to learn?
Just before he pounces on me again, I teleport out of reach. Panting, I’m starting to reach my limit. I’ve been teleporting back and forth from home, and that’s exhausting. My stamina isn’t great to begin with, and now it’s being further depleted by zipping around. And I’m doing all this while carrying a microphone in one hand and a sack slung over my shoulder like Santa Claus.
But a first-rate villain never shows weakness. So without betraying a hint of fatigue, I flash a grin and say to him,
“Buddy, are we going to do this all day?”
“GRRRRR!!! You sneaky fiend!!!!!!!”
[LOL, he called him sneaky LOL]
[Croc seems super pissed LOL]
[For real, he must be so annoyed getting dodged like a mosquito LOL]
[Is he a Mango Stick? Is he a Mosquito? Is he a Mango Stick? Is he a Mosquito?]
[Mosquito Stick LOL]
[But seriously, he seems really strong, like the concrete cracks whenever he charges OMG]
[He’s strong but a bit slowwww]
[Seeing this croc guy over and over…]
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